“Count to four, mommy!” she screamed at me, as she stormed through the living room. She plopped down on the chair, hands itching to throw something. Her feet drummed against the floor and the chair legs, full of restless
I knew this day was coming – in fact, I planned it out and set it up to happen this way. As I cleaned out the brushes for one last time and scrubbed paint off the sink (not my
You’ve probably already heard about the higher education scam where wealthy parents paid to cheat the system for their kids. In fact, you’ve probably heard so much about it that you’re both nauseated and bored with the details.
Eloping is one of those funny words – it has more than one meaning, and most people only know one. The fun one. The “run-off-and-get-married-on-a-whim” kind of meaning. Which makes it really odd and considerably confusing when I write
Language alert: this is me in my don’t care kind of mood. If swearing offends you this post isn’t your cup of tea. This is probably one of those posts where a certain percentage of my readers are